Jack Chai, with a resigned expression after failing yet again to protest the futility of a bath. I don't know if there's a doggy heaven, but I have a feeling that dogs will eventually grow wings and become flying four-legged angels of sorts. Come to think of it, that's probably why they dislike birds.
Or perhaps, this is all but a dream, where everything weaves in and out of different realms, and one is free to come up with a narrative and apply (and consequently break) rules as they go, and so, anything goes, really.
Either way, dogs were right all along about baths.